"NEVER!" Theo gasped.
Theo struggled against the noogie that Matt was viciously applying to his head. "FINE! UNCLE!" he growled.
Matt pointed his finger at Theo's nose. "Well, quit it!"
Walking out of the room, he greeted his friends, "Hey guys! Sorry, just had to clear something up!"
Matt grinned. "Well, if you need someone to have fun with, you know who to call!" Then, he pulled her in to get a noogie.
Lestat just smiled. He loved that Christa seemed to love babies! Maybe they would have five or six themselves!
Theo smacked Matt on the arm. "Shut up!" Turning to Dawn, he smiled, "Don't listen to anything he says. You're going to do great."
Matt mouthed across the table "pull on braids" as he pretended to pull on a braid.
Theo blushed. "Shut up, Matt!"
"Make me, doofus!" Matt teased as he grabbed Theo and gave him a noogie.
Marissa rolled her eyes. Matt was turning into such a jerk.
Theo watched her go, feeling angry beyond belief. "Way to go dip-stick! She left because you're such an ass!" Theo stormed in to complain to Mom and Dad.
Matt shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe people are just too sensitive."
Uncle Seth thought a moment. "When everyone complains about someone, generally everyone is not the problem..."
Matt crossed his arms. "Are we going to watch football or talk?"
Seth sighed. Hopefully every little bit would help.
"Come on, Mom. Sometime tonight!" Matt complained.
Ashlee glanced up. "I'm trying, honey. I'm not a chess pro, like you are!"
Matt grinned. "It's hopeless. After you move, I'll checkmate you in two turns."
Ashlee sighed in defeat. "How did you get so good?!"
Matt started to put the pieces back in the starting position. "I just practiced alot. I'm a natural for these games!"