"I'll show you keep it DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNNN!" Jacqueline wailed.
Chester yanked the blanket off his head and jack-knifed into a sitting position. "Oh my God! Are you having the baby?" he yelled.
"You think, DOCTOR!" she panted.
Chester danced around the room. "Okay. Overnight bag. Where's the overnight bag?"
Finally, his medical training kicked in and Chester proceeded to calmly help deliver his new baby boy. "Look, he has red hair, just like my dad!" he said with a tear in his eye. "He looks like a Lawrence, right?"
Jacquline smiled, "I think Lawrence is perfect!"