September 18, 2011
Harts - Round 9
"Happy Birthday big guy!" she said as she played.
"Happy Birthday sweetie!" Brandi said and then stopped in horror. "Amy! What happened? Are you okay? Matthew! Come quick! I think the nanny dropped Amy on her nose! Look how flat it is!"
"Oh no! That's just the Hart family nose! Ah, that's so great!" he said, wiping a tear from his eye. "She looks just like my Mom!"
Brandi stared in shock. "What?"
Matthew smiled and gave Amy a kiss. "She's the spitting image of my Mom," he said, sighing. "I wish you could've met her."
Brandi didn't know what to say. She didn't know that Matthew had a quirky nose that ran in the family! He looked so normal! Peering closely, she could almost see what he was talking about. Stifling the urge to yell that he withheld critical information from her and divorce him on the grounds of nose fraud, Brandi instead took Amy to the potty and tried to stare anywhere except that poor girl's nose...
Matthew lifted Amy up and swung her around the living room. "I don't know baby, sometimes she gets emotional..."